Applying for jobs online is such a boring, tedious task. I mean, strongly agree and strongly disagree leaves no middle ground, assholes. At least leave a space for me to explain my answer. It’s all so cut and dry and things never are cut and dry. And my attention span is so horrible; after a page of questions is filled out I’m like “NEW TAB!” And then 45 minutes later and I’m like “Wait, what was I doing?”
where did you get your palm read? do you want that many children? do you believe you know your soul mate?
i got my palm read off of a street called westheimer, it was in some woman’s apartment right by bambolino’s. it costs $10 for a palm reading and $20 for your cards to be read. when i was little, i always wanted four kids because that was like, ideal, for me. i was an only child and always thought if i had kids, i’d want my boy to have a brother and my girl to have a sister, someone to confide in, a real sibling. FOUR KIDS IS SO MANY, THOUGH. i think i know a bunch of my soulmates.
i also cut my middle finger trying to open my third beer with a lighter? it hurts.
got my palm read for the first time. the lady said i’m going to have four babies. and they want to see mickey mouse. she told me to take my multivitamins, i’m not going to have high blood pressure or diabetes (funny, cause both of my parents do.) no cancers, nothing like that, just take my vitamins. she said, “you’d be the best teacher god ever made.” thirty grandchildren and seventeen great grandchildren. and i’ll see them all. and i’ll die when i’m 97. nothing about dudes. hahaha. but she did say that i know my soulmate already. sigh.
part of me wants to believe her.
the other part of me just thinks that’s all just too good to be true.
So why did I kiss him so hard late last friday night And keep on letting him change all my plans I’m either so sick in the head I need to be bled dry to quit Or I just really used to love him I sure hope that’s it